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Skree and Firey sat at the bar staring at the menu. The name on the cover was "Pink Lollipop Dragon". Skree and Firey looked at each other and raised a scaly eyebrow.
"Oh dear," they both seemed to say.
"Oh dear," they both seemed to say.
Looking down at the list confirmed their fears, 'Rainbow Scale Shooters', 'Sex on the beach with a black russian dragon'.
The barmaid skulked over and asked lispilly, "What can I get you boys?"
Without a pause both of they responded "Fire Breath Beer."
The barmaid asked "are you two together?"
"No" they responded in unison.
The barmaid winked and a false eyelash fell in the glass she was polishing, "Right you are."
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