Sunday, 8 July 2012

Pink Lollipop Dragon

5 MinuteStory


Skree and Firey sat at the bar staring at the menu. The name on the cover was "Pink Lollipop Dragon". Skree and Firey looked at each other and raised a scaly eyebrow.
"Oh dear," they both seemed to say.
Looking down at the list confirmed their fears, 'Rainbow Scale Shooters', 'Sex on the beach with a black russian dragon'. 
The barmaid skulked over and asked lispilly, "What can I get you boys?"
Without a pause both of they responded "Fire Breath Beer."
The barmaid asked "are you two together?"
"No" they responded in unison.
The barmaid winked and a false eyelash fell in the glass she was polishing, "Right you are."

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